RANKED: Pixar Films, From Least To Most Likely To Be Monitored By The NSA

Everyone knows about the rumored subliminal sexual messages littered in animated Disney films, but what about its affluent CGI cousin? Pixar has somehow evaded scrutiny despite the fact that it still earnestly wears a Che Guevara shirt and rhythmically taps a bongo on the sidewalk of your financial district. Are these films radical? Absolutely. Are they revolutionary? That, I contend, is their red-eyed goal.

Jerry Jones: ‘Romo 100% Healthy,’ Seems To Actually Believe It

Dallas Cowboys Owner and GM Jerry Jones told reporters Tuesday that franchise quarterback Tony Romo is primed for action, declaring, “He is 100 percent. He’s 100 percent” at least twice, not unlike the way you repeat a phrase in front of the mirror when trying to turn a hope into a truth.