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Everyone knows about the rumored subliminal sexual messages littered in animated Disney films, but what about its affluent CGI cousin? Pixar has somehow evaded scrutiny despite the fact that it still earnestly wears a Che Guevara shirt and rhythmically taps a bongo on the sidewalk of your financial district. Are these films radical? Absolutely. Are they revolutionary? That, I contend, is their red-eyed goal.
Dallas Cowboys Owner and GM Jerry Jones told reporters Tuesday that franchise quarterback Tony Romo is primed for action, declaring, “He is 100 percent. He’s 100 percent” at least twice, not unlike the way you repeat a phrase in front of the mirror when trying to turn a hope into a truth.
The arrival of training camp this week brings many things, chief among them: Tim Tebow’s futile aspiration to find a…
Sources close to Instagram report that Bush was on his Honeymoon in Ibiza with wife Lilit Avagyan. No word yet on whether her maiden name’s pronunciation is similar to that of the tequila from Entourage.